when u tie a bitch down to a lunch table and start tickling her with a feather. when she starts laughing u get serious and ask "do u think this is a joke". when she says no and starts begging u for mercy u shove ur equipment in her mouth and tell her to stop apologizing. when she stops apologizing, take a gallon of chocolate milk and dump it all over her groin. then get up and leave.
i was sitting on the toilet minding my own business when my husband walked in and did the wolman on me
by dickcheese33 June 04, 2018