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The White Death 

The nickname given to the Finnish sniper Simo Hayha by the Russians who he caused to metaphorically (or perhaps not metaphorically) wet their pants during the Winter War November 1939–March 1940 by the amount of sheer ass he kicked.

Simo Hayha's hit record was at least 700 kills in under 100 days.
"Dude, Simo Hayha was such a badass!"
"Yeah, the Russians called them the White Death. Scared them shitless."
The White Death by minasithil November 22, 2009
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The White Death 

This is something that can happen when you smoke too much pot.

It is called this because when it happens you go white and start to look like a corpse
Last night I smoked to much and had a case of white death...

The White Screen of Death 

not to be confused with The Blue Screen of Deaththe white screen of death happens when the BSD fails. there are only three ways for WSD to happen.
1)a projectile traveling at high speed smashes through your hard disk, however your pc does not crash, instead it enters a state of confusion, much like the human sensation of being really highon pcp or any other narcotic, which would explain the intense white light.
2)one of Microsoft's spying updates sees you downloading illegal content, prompting Microsoft to screw you.
3)a hammer is smashed into the screen or computer related object that is hooked up to a screen, however the screen and or object remains on, causing a white screen, this is also know as hammering your pc.

Microsoft's most successful program The Blue Screen of Death
1)i put a .44 through my HDD and i got The White Screen of Death.
2) i got saw 5 days before its in theaters!!!
3) were the fuck is my essay?!?!?! ahh!! -smash-
The White Screen of Death by 35yeros February 26, 2009