The Whisner

When you're horny and your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex. So you grab her tit and jerk yourself off.

Man I had to do the whisner last night

by Sack558 September 14, 2018

The whisner

When you're girlfriends asleep, you grab her tit and jerk yourself off

I was so horny and my girlfriend didnt want to have sex so i pulled the whisner

by Sack558 September 14, 2018

Whisner

When your wife doesn't want to have sex so somehow you convince her to let you watch virtual porn and still have sex with her at the same time. As if it's not her.

Did you get lucky last night?
Kinda, I Whisner ed her so I definitely had sex... But with VR goggles on? Was weird bro, she's a freak.
Damn dude, you just have a cool ass wife.

by Common, it's urban dictionary November 15, 2022

whisner

Can be funny at times, but overall is just compensating for his small dick.

"Eww, don't be such a whisner "

by Teddy BEARZ March 26, 2016