The Weekenders 

(N.)

The most inclusive group of friends. From shunned misfits to socially loved, and everything in between. Originated by the 5 most unlikely friends, The Weekenders are notorious for their spontaneous nature, love for love, and oblivious mindset towards conformity.

"Hey, define The Weekenders!"

"We are kind of like the Big Bang. You know, randomly spontaneousy coming together by chance and going KABOOM into awesomeness and not even knowing the greatness that had just been created and would slowly continue to make a beautiful thing.

That's what popped into my head. Idk, we're spontaneous, completely crazy, unique, complete opposites.. but somehow fitting together really well. Like.. any other mix just wouldn't work. It's because we would seemingly not work, makes us work."

The Weekenders by The Weekenders December 2, 2010

on the weekends 

Something that does not happen or occur most of the time.

John: I didn't know you could rap like that. I thought you played guitar.

Tyler: I do play guitar, but I rap on the weekends.

on the weekends by marlon_357 December 31, 2011

I DJ on the weekends 

I DJ on the weekends

A cool way to say you don't do anything important. During a conversation, when a person asks the other what they do, and that other person does't really do anything, they don't want to say they do nothing and not appear interesting to the other individual. By saying they DJ on the weekends, it makes them seem interesting and more fun to hang out with.

People add this phrase under hobbies for their myspace/facebook pages to seem interesting.

Dave: So John, what do you do?

John: I DJ on the weekends.

Dave: Really? That's awesome!

I DJ on the weekends by Hip_Hop_Anonymous July 2, 2011

only on the weekends 

it’s when you do hoe shit on the weekends

“oh you a hoe”- “only on the weekends”

only on the weekends by muhlayuhh June 8, 2022

Weekends are for the pets 

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

Weekends are for the pets by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021