The Weaver

When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.

I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!

by Tlove412 March 3, 2011

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When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.

Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.

by David Duchovny March 6, 2009

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While having sex with a female in the doggystyle position, the male spits his tobacco juice on her back.

I met this girl at the club last night, I got her home and did the Weaver all over her.

by The Countdro August 17, 2010

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Slipped her the weaver

When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style

My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver

by Pat attack February 16, 2023

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The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".

Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"

Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"

by AugmentedMirage April 29, 2013

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