The Watto 

One of qualities of being a leader, takes no bullshit and will always be the first to help out.
People go their whole lives trying to be one.

Joey - "I am thinking of running for class president"
John - "Sorry but you are not The Watto!"

The Watto by Jerry Mcviggerory the third February 20, 2010

The Watson 

There can only be one

The Watson is a force to be feared

The Watson by j-dub watson March 13, 2009

The Waltons 

An awesome show from the 1970's, which captures true family values, rather than that of the 2000's which is all about "ME." Where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. I am only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than the Waltons

Typical teenager: Hey did you see Dane Cook on SNL last night?

Me: Naaw dude, I watched the Waltons.

Typical teenager: What the hell is that?

Me: (Shows a 3 minute clip of the show)

Typical teenager: Wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.

Me: (Rolls eyes) Whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn't be as hateful today if we didn't have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.

Typical teenager: F*** off you faggot!

Me: (Thinks nothing of it because I don't care what people think)

The Waltons by JanitorWithAnAxe July 14, 2011

The Wanton 

Pussy pump a girl so her meat flaps are puffed up and chunky, like a wanton noodle. The girl then squeezes her thighs together while a male or female pisses on her crotch. The piss should pool up on her pussy and thighs, resembling the broth from the wanton soup at the local china buffet.

The Wanton - Hey Honey, shut the fuck up, I'm gonna pump that pussy, squeeze those legs, then piss on them. Tell your friend to get over here and drink the broth, save the noodle for me.

The Wanton by Dev10uS June 16, 2010

Chasing The Watson

(v) To search google/tumblr for pictures of Emma Watson and stare in awe.

Dude, been Chasing The Watson recently?
Yeah! I've been chasing her every night for the last week!

Chasing The Watson by MyMate April 28, 2011

the waltons 

a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos pikey types , dids in bricks .

gypos , pykeys , the ings, kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one roof

the waltons by locks heath renegade master November 25, 2010

The Watson Method 

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.

Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.

The Watson Method by PREY December 1, 2013