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The Wank
a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time
The Wank by Andy Richter December 26, 2006
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The Wank by biddy diddy June 23, 2017
The wank bank
A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank
The wank bank by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018
The Wank Dance
A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
The Wank Dance by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012
The Wank That Stank
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
The Wank That Stank by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023
thomas the wank engine
thomas the wank engine by Megalumps December 5, 2017
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