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the vader 

after ejaculation, punch the female in the throat to cause her to gasp for air resembeling the breathing method of darth vader
yeah, so when i was done, i gave that bitch the vader
the vader by boxinpimp04 November 17, 2006
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The Vader 

The act of cupping your hand over your face and inhaling the scent of a stranger you recently touched as you stretch your meat.
The new girl at work asked me to rub her shoulders so as soon as I get home I'm gonna do The Vader. vadering masturbation
The Vader by DDTCM October 20, 2015

Choke the Vader 

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now
Choke the Vader by PS2luvr April 26, 2009

Vader The Fox

A pet silver fox euthanized by Minot, North Dakota police for no reason after a false bite report
Yeah i remember Vader The Fox!
Vader The Fox by TheGamer675 April 19, 2018

the darth vader

It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the [man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
Lamar Odom and khloe kardashian perform The Darth Vader regularly to stay in shape.
the darth vader by d. mccrakin September 16, 2013

Doing the Darth Vader 

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.
This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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