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The Vader 

The act of cupping your hand over your face and inhaling the scent of a stranger you recently touched as you stretch your meat.
The new girl at work asked me to rub her shoulders so as soon as I get home I'm gonna do The Vader. vadering masturbation
The Vader by DDTCM October 20, 2015

Choke the Vader 

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now
Choke the Vader by PS2luvr April 26, 2009

Vader The Fox

A pet silver fox euthanized by Minot, North Dakota police for no reason after a false bite report
Vader The Fox by TheGamer675 April 19, 2018

the darth vader

It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
Lamar Odom and khloe kardashian perform The Darth Vader regularly to stay in shape.
the darth vader by d. mccrakin September 16, 2013

Doing the Darth Vader 

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.
This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!