The Twirls

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When you have to vomit and have to excrete diarrhea at the same time, so that you do one and immediately do the other in the toilet.

Fuck, I need to puke and shit at the same time. I gotta do the twirls!

The Twirls by AeonChronos April 10, 2024

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The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ

A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension

She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ

The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018

cuffin the twirleys

When someone is tryin to keep all the hoes to themselves or cockblockin

Ay o bro..why you be cuffin the twirleys i was bout to get on

cuffin the twirleys by dreadrea December 12, 2009

The Twirly Bird

The twirly bird is an expert sexual position. You grab the women by her waist region. Then go in a circular motion while hitting it from the back.

“Aye bro, I’m boutta hit the twirly bird on this chick”

The Twirly Bird by The Actual Goat December 12, 2018

twirlin the rabbit

To beat off or rub one out.

We just walked into this gnome's room and totaly busted him twirlin the rabbit!

twirlin the rabbit by mr_scones October 24, 2006

twirling the bat

When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.

Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.

twirling the bat by Tommissy December 31, 2013

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

Twirling the Ballerina by dominic208 September 7, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026