The Tuba
The Tuba by PinkMan80085 July 4, 2023
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pet the tuba
pet the tuba by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008
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The Ruda Tuba
The Ruda Tuba - (rooda toobe a)
After fucking a chicks yatch hard (preferrably in the doggy position), you proceed to flip her on her back, grab her by the ankles, bend her knees to her chest, and make her queef. Repeat this maneuver by pumping her legs as if you were playing a tuba. "Ruda" is short for Rudimentary.
After fucking a chicks yatch hard (preferrably in the doggy position), you proceed to flip her on her back, grab her by the ankles, bend her knees to her chest, and make her queef. Repeat this maneuver by pumping her legs as if you were playing a tuba. "Ruda" is short for Rudimentary.
The Ruda Tuba by That Foo Max August 22, 2009
The Japanese Tuba
A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
The Japanese Tuba by doubledick49 June 11, 2016
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