The Theory 

The theory that an R-rated psychological thriller will most likely contain partial nudity, most likely an image of breasts. The theory is supported by such movies as The Caveman's Valentine, The Hole, Kalifornia, The Jacket, Deadfall Trail, and The Oxford Murders.

"I just watched After.Life and Christina Ricci is topless through most of that movie. That movie totally supports The Theory."

The Theory by CrazierCarl July 4, 2011

The Theory of the Moebius 

There is the theory of the Moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. Loop where time becomes a. A loop where time becomes. Becomes a loop where time. Time becomes a loop where. Where time becomes a loop.

The Theory of the Moebius... When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again.

The Theory of the Moebius by shukh May 22, 2007

The Theory of Relative Hottness 

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

The Theory of Relative Hottness by Free6000 December 17, 2008

The Theory of Liquortivity 

A general theory of the world where all matter is made up of the two elements of liquor-drugs and non-liquor. The theory advances the view that individuals and society as a whole only advance with higher levels of liquor-drug consumption. Proponents of this theory thus advocate for policies of liquor and cigarette subsidies and outlawing public sobriety.

According to the theory of liquortivity the prolonged economic downturn is the result of growing nationwide anti-smoking programs and taxes, along with a deficient level of aggregate demand for liquor-drugs.

The Theory of Liquortivity by Liquor Science February 23, 2014

The theory of the Mobius 

A twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop, where time becomes a loop...

Man! Orbital Rulzzzzz!!!!!!111

The theory of the Mobius by Sodom May 28, 2005

The Theory of Cougartivity 

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.

Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.

The Theory of Cougartivity by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013

The Theory Of Contagious Communism 

The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.

The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union

The Theory Of Contagious Communism by Thisisapseudoname March 24, 2021