The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.

"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."

by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019

the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.

Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.

by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013

Queens of the Stone Age

The best fucking rock band ever.

They came, they rocked, they conquered.

by Johnny Cash September 12, 2003

Queens of the Stone Age

Rock music's last hope. The true saviors of music in the modern day, no matter what anyone says. Each and every one of their albums will change your perspective in their own unique way.

The Queens of the Stone Age are so badass, if only(haha) there were other bands to equal their magnitude in the field of badassness.

Check RegularJohn out on soulseek for your qotsa boot needs.

by Regular John August 14, 2004

Queens of the Stone Age

To properly describe Queens of the Stone Age one should refer to eargasm.

Songs for the deaf is like an orgy for your ears.

by James Johnson September 19, 2005

Queens of the Stone Age

the best music to listen to when there's nothing but trapt, godsmack or good charlotte on the radio

Queens of the Stone Age rock so hard that when I hear them I get the urge to kick my dog.

by trapt eats horse crap October 30, 2003

Queens of the Stone Age

(aka QOTSA)

Nigh on the best fucking band ever. Manage to blend balls-to-the-wall rock, mystic arty flourishes and dark sardonic humour into perfect tunes. If God and Satan copulated and spawned a child made of music, this would be the sound of its voice. Listen to their album "Songs For The Deaf" on acid and you'll understand. I did. So did the 10ft neon cowgirls who appeared in my loungeroom.

Thinking rockers prefer QOTSA.

by kid chameleon October 17, 2003