When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.
James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss
by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013
A mythical creature that stalks the internet for its prey of internet spam and online trolls. It has been known to devour entire userpages and will on occasion eat trolling videos. In order to summon a durpivore one must offer an internet troll and play the durp song. It's a distant relative of the jewpacabra.
I was busy trolling on BF3 when I saw this big ass portal open and my character got eaten by something. I swear to God dude it was a durpivore.
by @ngrym0thertrucker October 03, 2013
The supernatural force that all Catholics are connected to. Often disrupted or shocked when the Pope or someone of importance in the clergy dies, resigns, or does something considered taboo or bizarre among Catholics.
Marcus: (Suddenly wakes up in shock) Justin something shocking happened in the clergy I can feel it!
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....
by @ngrym0thertrucker February 12, 2013
The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker July 26, 2013