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The Sprangs 

N.
Winter Springs, Florida. Any place with the postal code 32708.

A mecca where the middle class of central Florida comes to have their kids and "settle down". 90% of these kids become stoner wastes.
Yo dog, I am in the Sprangs, let's go score some dank from E-Dub
The Sprangs by Zeebs February 21, 2005

The Sprangs 

Also known as Sand Springs, Ok. 74063. a small podunk town west of tulsa, ok.. to the hick like residents it is known as "The Sprangs"/"The Springs". The townspeople also call themselves "Sandites". no one knows quite what that means though.
Hey yall, lets go down to the sprangs and catch ourselves some bass
The Sprangs by silentfox0 December 28, 2005

St. Mattress by the Springs

Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.

The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.

What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?

Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.

The springs

Colorado Springs co
I'm going to the springs today
The springs by Kjar July 31, 2016

The Splangs 

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!
Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!
The Splangs by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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