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The Speaks 

A five-piece rock band from Washington, D.C. Have gained acclaim across several continents. The members are Raf Toledo (vocals), Jerry Delino (bass), Archie Dela Cruz and Cal Stamp (guitars), and Derek Lee (drums). They are the only local band to sell out the 9:30 Club and have played to crowds of over 25,000.
Dude the Speaks were so awesome last night at the 9:30 Club!
The Speaks by Yayforthespeaks October 24, 2007
Words you can keep

this man speaks the truth 

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".
Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth
this man speaks the truth by Håkon September 5, 2006

The lion speaks 

A discreet way of warning others of potential danger or alerting to sudden changes of plans.
When lost in the woods and on the run from the cops you phone your pot dealer: "Dude, shit has hit the fan, the lion speaks, the eagle has landed."
The lion speaks by Striker 6 September 20, 2010

The Speaker 

A male who claims to be strait while consistantly finding himself in the "gay friend" position. He always listens to his female friends problems, and tells them they are very beautiful. He is a shoulder to cry on. Other responsibilities of a speaker include watching Disney movies and learning your female friend's favorite song on the guitar in order to serenade her. If you know someone who is a Speaker, you will find out that they insist that they hook up with more girls than a gigolo.
Hey is that kid a pimp?
No, man, he's not. He is just a Speaker. His relationship with girls is based on communication, not physical activity.
The Speaker by Mr. McGuire May 9, 2005

The speaker does talk

Or doesn't he.....
Perhaps he doesn't...

The Spears Effect 

An effect where any song remixed with Britney spear's hit song "Toxic" instantly makes it a better sounding song.
Why does Astronaut in the Ocean sound only good with Toxic? The Spears effect, that's why.
The Spears Effect by wungabunga January 27, 2022

liquid through the speaker 

the best way to describe the sweet sound of a high quality(often high cost)guitar tube amplifier past its saturation point. most often associated with mesa rectifiers.
person 1-"i just got this 6505 and cranked past 7 it sounds like straight liquid through the speaker....its wet dog lemme show you"

*person 1 plays riff and random guitar solos*

person 2-"huh? i think my ears are bleeding"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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