Håkon's definitions

actrotomophile

An actrotomophile person is someone who is sexually attracted to amputated body parts.

Person 1: I always watch pornographics to get horny.
Person 2: I always watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to get horny.
Person 1: OMG! You sick actrotomophile fuck!

by Håkon September 7, 2006

apotemnphile

An apotemnphile person is someone who gets horny by the thought of losing a body part.

Girlfriend: do you want me to blow you?
Apotemnphile boyfriend: no, i want you to cut of my leg!

by Håkon September 7, 2006

AQ

Short for Ahn'Qiraj. A high level raid instance in World of Warcraft. Can be found in southern Silithus. Contains bosses such as Skeram, Sartura, Fankriss, Huhuran, Twin Emperors, C'thun, bug trio, Ouro and Viscidus.

Zomg, that shaman has gathered the whole Stormcaller set. He must have been alot in AQ -.-

by Håkon September 5, 2006

huntard

An expression used for stupid World of Warcraft hunters - a retarded hunter. The gossip says it came from the thottbot archive where a hunter spammed "HUNTER ITEM" on every single item comment.

Player1: ffs, i got scammed by a huntard!!!!11one :@
Player2: Zomg!1 Curse them plx!

by Håkon September 5, 2006

sw

Stormwind, one of the capital cities for the alliance on World of Warcraft. It belongs to the humans.

n00b: where teh heck do I find SW d00d???+plus
1337: zomg, low levels dont know shit!!1

by Håkon September 5, 2006

vael

Short for Vaelastrasz, the 2nd boss in BWL. His HP starts at 30% and everyone recieves a buff whichs gives you unlimited mana/rage/energy for an amount of time. Even with this buff, he's still hard.

n00b: i heard a friend of mine and his guild almost got Vael! 15%, so close!!1
1337: Roffle!!1one That's like 50% 4real ^_^

by Håkon September 5, 2006

this man speaks the truth

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

by Håkon September 5, 2006