Håkon's definitions

apotemnphile

An apotemnphile person is someone who gets horny by the thought of losing a body part.

Girlfriend: do you want me to blow you?
Apotemnphile boyfriend: no, i want you to cut of my leg!

by Håkon September 7, 2006

instance

Instances are dungeons and special areas in World of Warcraft which many copies can exist at once. An instance allows many groups of players to traverse the same geography and battle the same enemies at the same time, without interfering with each other. Instances are accessible by a swirling portal. They may be blocked by a locked door which requires a key.
Instances were made as a way so solve a set of related problems which had become obvious. Everyone wants to slay the hardest monsters and get the best loot, but having the whole server at the very same spot at the same time would've crashed the server.
In World of Warcraft you can find instances such as Naxx and BWL.

d00d1: LFG any high lvl instance.
d00d2: d00d1, join us! we're going to UBRS ;)

by Håkon September 5, 2006

this man speaks the truth

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

by Håkon September 5, 2006

UI

Short for User Interface. Often related to games. Some games have the opportunity to install addons to change the user interface.

WoW-gamer1: zomg what a nice UI on that screenshot!!1one
WoW-gamer2: y, i know ^_^ but mine is teh most 1337!!1

by Håkon September 5, 2006

actrotomophile

An actrotomophile person is someone who is sexually attracted to amputated body parts.

Person 1: I always watch pornographics to get horny.
Person 2: I always watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to get horny.
Person 1: OMG! You sick actrotomophile fuck!

by Håkon September 7, 2006

vael

Short for Vaelastrasz, the 2nd boss in BWL. His HP starts at 30% and everyone recieves a buff whichs gives you unlimited mana/rage/energy for an amount of time. Even with this buff, he's still hard.

n00b: i heard a friend of mine and his guild almost got Vael! 15%, so close!!1
1337: Roffle!!1one That's like 50% 4real ^_^

by Håkon September 5, 2006

(\/)o.O(\/)

A care crab, synonym of care bear. Often used on forums when someone cares too much.

d00d1: LoLz!!1 d00d2 is so nab!!1one
d00d3: Stop being so evil, d00d1! I am reporting you.
d00d1: zomg, u care crab (\/)o.O(\/)

by Håkon September 5, 2006