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The Speaker 

A male who claims to be strait while consistantly finding himself in the "gay friend" position. He always listens to his female friends problems, and tells them they are very beautiful. He is a shoulder to cry on. Other responsibilities of a speaker include watching Disney movies and learning your female friend's favorite song on the guitar in order to serenade her. If you know someone who is a Speaker, you will find out that they insist that they hook up with more girls than a gigolo.
Hey is that kid a pimp?
No, man, he's not. He is just a Speaker. His relationship with girls is based on communication, not physical activity.
The Speaker by Mr. McGuire May 9, 2005
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The speaker does talk

Or doesn't he.....
Perhaps he doesn't...

liquid through the speaker 

the best way to describe the sweet sound of a high quality(often high cost)guitar tube amplifier past its saturation point. most often associated with mesa rectifiers.
person 1-"i just got this 6505 and cranked past 7 it sounds like straight liquid through the speaker....its wet dog lemme show you"

*person 1 plays riff and random guitar solos*

person 2-"huh? i think my ears are bleeding"

Speaker for the Dead 

Someone who retells the life of a deceased person. A Speaker for the Dead tells the story in all truth, holding back neither good nor bad, so that the deceased may be better understood.

The title derived from the book ender's game, where Ender tells the story of the Formics after killing off all but one of them in a short story book titled, "The Hive Queen," and later the story of his brother in the another short story book titled, "The Hegemon." Both story's were signed with the pen name 'Speaker for the Dead,' so no one was aware of the original author.
Thanks to the Speaker for the Dead, I realized my dead father was not such a bad man after all, just struggling to make ends meet.

Speaker for the Dead 

Speaker for the Dead (1986) is a science fiction novel by Orson Scott Card and an indirect sequel to the novel Ender's Game. This book takes place around the year 5270, some 3,000 years after the events in Ender's Game. However, due to relativistic space travel Ender himself (who now goes by his real name Andrew Wiggin or by his title "Speaker for the Dead") is only about 35 years old.

This is the first book to talk about Starways Congress, a high standpoint Legislation for the human colonies. It is the first to fully mention the Hundred Worlds, 100 planets which humans colonized which are tightly intertwined by the xenocided Buggers' old Ansible technology. It also showed Ender's sister's terms for life forms, such as Varelse.

Like Ender's Game, the book won the Nebula Award in 1986,1 and the Hugo Award in 1987,2 making Card the first author in history to win both these awards in two consecutive years. Speaker for the Dead was published in a slightly revised edition in 1991. It was followed by Xenocide and Children of the Mind.

Speaker of the Mouse 

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.
We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.

speaker of the house 

the receiver of oral sex. involves sitting on someone's face and riding on them until your "term" ends
Diarra decided that after a long week, she needed to go back to her boyfriend's house and be speaker of the house
speaker of the house by pb2k16 July 11, 2016
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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