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The Smoker 

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.
"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"
The Smoker by Barry G. September 8, 2004

The Smoker's Mile

When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.
One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.
The Smoker's Mile by yogi-bear December 23, 2008

Terrie The Smoker 

Some slag who got cancer 11 times and sounded like a robot because she couldn’t stop smoking
Person 1: ew look she’s smoking
Person 2: what a Terrie the smoker

Terrie the smoker 

Terrie the smoker is some slag who got cancer 11 times and sounded like a robot because she couldn’t stop smoking
Person 1: ew look she’s smoking

Person 2: what a Terrie the smoker

Put the turkey in the smoker 

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.
He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

chicken on the smoker 

When someone (usually a gay or biesexual man) likes to give a blowjob to someone who just finished running on a treadmill (or outdoors) for a period of no less than one hour.
Dude, I love going to the gym with Rich. His 'chicken on the smoker' afterwards are intense.
chicken on the smoker by Dbaggio November 25, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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