A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room
Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube
by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016
Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.
Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.
by WPMIV December 12, 2010
by Mearthfromearth December 31, 2013
So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
by Frisko June 16, 2006
by Phairman Buckets December 01, 2016
A slammer is the jail, also known as the pen or the can ... it's a slang used by people from the jail or by gangstas
by Emmanuel March 03, 2004
When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:
Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
by The dart 07 February 07, 2010