The Simp

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one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

The Simp by Conrad Lakeem @ Trenches April 17, 2020

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The Simp

A guy that puts himself in a submissive position to get/keep a girl.They put too much value into a female.

E.g-Koen the simp lord

The Simp by @Doahminik.mp4 February 25, 2020

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The simp

The word simp came from the name Connor SIMPson Gilbert He was the biggest “simp” he would leave to boys to go on FaceTime with chicks and he would stop playing video games with the boys

Guy:have you herd from gibby today

Girl: ya we have been on call all morning

Guy:what a simp we were supposed to play COD

the Simp is a guy who leaves the boys for a girl

The simp by PursudRumbl9 April 18, 2020

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The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

The Simp and the Blimp by tirtle June 15, 2018

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The Simp Sons

Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram

"I got added to the simp sons gc!"

The Simp Sons by Bee asf June 14, 2020

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the.simp.master

My favourite mutual. She's so iconic. She literally loves everyone. Best person for advice too.

Did you see the.simp.master's new post

the.simp.master by The.simpy.master June 5, 2021

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The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

The Simp Debate by gibblie May 30, 2023

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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