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The Seb 

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When one connects the positive terminal of a car battery to their asshole and the negative to the tip of their penis in hopes of sexual excitement.
“I got bored on my Friday night when no one was home and tried The Seb.”
The Seb by ybs. November 4, 2022
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The Seb Special 

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(Sexual) When the male covers himself in peanut butter and procedes to rub himself on the ground as the female pees on him from above.
Mary made John give her the Seb Special last night.

I can’t wait to give my girlfriend the Seb Special tonight.
The Seb Special by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021
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The Seb • The Seb Special • The Sebas Effect • the sebass pose • The Sebastian • The Sebbly Effect • Sick In The Seb • to do the Sebők • Seb the Simp • it is not the plato seb!

Sick In The Seb 

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A person who has dealt with a lot of emotional abuse and takes it out by saying "Shlud" constantly to distract himself from his internal pain. Also there is a VooDoo doll of him out there.
Person 1: "How are you Seb?"
Sick In The Seb: "SHLUD SHLUD SHLUD"
Sick In The Seb by shludlover August 18, 2025
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Seb the Simp 

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A dude who simps for anybody, and I mean “anybody”. Typically a decent guy, he just simps a lot. Often found on anime or anime inspired discord servers.
Guy 1: Ayo this guy reminds me of Seb the Simp
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!
Seb the Simp by Fatesucks April 4, 2021
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it is not the plato seb! 

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when someone is a liar
it is not the plato seb!
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to do the Sebők 

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to lie for no particular reason, without hidden intentions or benefits: just pointless and unnecessary bluffing
-yo why did you lie about your age & bodycount?
-haha sorry i was just trying to do the Sebők
to do the Sebők by Goosey Joe April 12, 2021
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The Sebas Effect 

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The Sebas Effect describes a state of disbelief caused by some strange, extraordinary event that is not plausible. Causes a similar feeling as The Mandela Effect
"Yo, did she just fucking come back after that? This is fucking The Sebas Effect!"
The Sebas Effect by glapor November 28, 2018
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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