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The Sea Funk 

a funk in the sea. nuff said.
im done with dat shit - the sea funk

The Sea Monster 

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.
woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!

the sea is calm

When you have had just enough weed or alcohol and you are riding in that sweet spot. You feel good enough to converse with others, but removed enough that you are calm and happy. We all set sail in life, may the seas be calm.
I just had 2 shots and a gram of weed. The sea is calm

The Sea Cactus 

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.
Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"

The Sea Cucumber 

A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"

The Sea Wall 

The nickname of the future dominant NFL Seattle Seahawks offensive line. Post 2017.
Man, The Sea Wall sure is stout this year. Super Bowl!
The Sea Wall by TheSeaWall September 22, 2017
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swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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