The Sea 

The span and spread of red and blue police lights as they cover nearly everything in their vicinity.

"I'm caught in the sea right now bro! Theres 5-0 in every direction I look! If I move at all I'll go to jail!"

The Sea by MAXX_ATTAXX_101 June 24, 2017

The Sea Funk 

a funk in the sea. nuff said.

im done with dat shit - the sea funk

The Sea Funk by old gregg the first and only May 20, 2008

The Sea Monster 

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.

woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!

The Sea Monster by tigerwoods1967 July 13, 2010

the sea is calm

When you have had just enough weed or alcohol and you are riding in that sweet spot. You feel good enough to converse with others, but removed enough that you are calm and happy. We all set sail in life, may the seas be calm.

I just had 2 shots and a gram of weed. The sea is calm

the sea is calm by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

The Sea Cactus 

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.

Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"

The Sea Cactus by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009

The Sea Cucumber 

A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.

"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"

The Sea Cucumber by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 9, 2014

The Sea Wall 

The nickname of the future dominant NFL Seattle Seahawks offensive line. Post 2017.

Man, The Sea Wall sure is stout this year. Super Bowl!

The Sea Wall by TheSeaWall September 22, 2017