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The Rowland

When someone stays at home all summer and alternates between playing World of Warcraft and jerking off to Grandma Porn.
Tom was performing The Rowland to get out of hanging with his friends.
by HissingMeat December 17, 2010
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The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.
"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."
by Dingleberry drop-kick June 6, 2009
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The Rowanda

Having sex with at 10 or more massacred black people while they are sprawled out in the missionary position.
Did you hear Chester got arrested in Africa for initiating and attempting "The Rowanda?"

Holy crap man what a sick fuck, I thought he was only into homonecropedopyrobestiality, but wow!
by DRP_400 April 23, 2009
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