The Readings

A homeboys referance to homework involing the hood and other homeboy related works.

Do the readings blood!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

The Reddings

Used to refer to malboro reds for B.E.T.

Yo, lets watch the reddings on B.E.T.
awww yea son

by Asidbath February 2, 2007

the girl reading this

someone who is beautiful

"hey you know who is beautiful?"
"oh, the girl reading this"

by Retro2402 May 3, 2018

The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

The Person reading this

An amazing Person who's reading this right now, they really are great and the Person that wrote this hopes that that Person had a great day or night so far!
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily

The Person that wrote this: "wow I really love the Person reading this !~ <3

The Person reading this: "*reading this*"

Have a nice day lol

by ShrekFangirl September 9, 2019

reading the bible

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.

You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.

by xShannonx July 16, 2008