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The Ravi 

An unique sexual tendency that involves you, a friend's mother, your friend's father, and rope. It works like this. You are smashing in the pussy of your friend's mother in a barabric manner when her husband walks in. Instead of doing the civilized thing and apologizing, you instead proceed to beat the crap out of the husband, secure the ropes around his body, place him in a corner, and make him watch as you do unspeakable things to his wife. However, this is a completely hypothetical scenario, used to insult your friends when they become irritating. No human being would ever do such a wretched thing, hopefully.
Annoying Friend: I'm so cool and awesome and stuff.
You: STFU or I'll be doing The Ravi tonight.
Annoying friend: That's dsigusting.
The Ravi by raviparashar8 February 2, 2014
Words you can keep

The Pamlico Ravine 

A legendary piece of land located squarely on the Pamlico/ Tar River divide, and includes a portion of the Great Dismal Swamp. The ravine itself is nonexistant; it is in the dead center of North Carolina's coastal plain. The ravine is more of an idea of wrecklessness and ill-fated attempts. The ravine has born countless daredevil adventurers, hordes of pirate mutiners, and a slew of rowdy folk. Legend has it that a local drunkard coined the term when a ruffian attempted to deny him brew. This pioneer has gone down in ravine history.
Ruffian- "Wait your turn for beer, man.."
Hero of the Ravine- "Fool! Do you know who you're messing with? I come the the Pamlico Ravine, where champions are bred and faggots are murdered!"
Ruffian-"I didn't know, man!"

The Rusty Ravine 

An unfortunate state in indirect communication (e.g. text message, voice mail, social media post) when a given message warrants more than an immediate low-thought reply (e.g. "lol", "so true") but not enough for the receiver to actually schedule time to provide a proper response. Often these messages are then never addressed, leaving the sender to think they've been missed or unappreciated. This is exactly the opposite intent from the receiver who actually desired to deliver a thoughtful reply but never got around to it.
I've stuck my old high school buddy in the Rusty Ravine more times that I care to admit! He must think I don't care, but it's actually that I _do_ care.
The Rusty Ravine by scr0tty June 9, 2021

Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli

A sneaky way of stealing something, plankton used this to steal the secret formula

Spongebob
Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli...Now spongebob

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli 

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.
Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
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