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The Ravi 

An unique sexual tendency that involves you, a friend's mother, your friend's father, and rope. It works like this. You are smashing in the pussy of your friend's mother in a barabric manner when her husband walks in. Instead of doing the civilized thing and apologizing, you instead proceed to beat the crap out of the husband, secure the ropes around his body, place him in a corner, and make him watch as you do unspeakable things to his wife. However, this is a completely hypothetical scenario, used to insult your friends when they become irritating. No human being would ever do such a wretched thing, hopefully.
Annoying Friend: I'm so cool and awesome and stuff.
You: STFU or I'll be doing The Ravi tonight.
Annoying friend: That's dsigusting.
The Ravi by raviparashar8 February 2, 2014
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The Pamlico Ravine 

A legendary piece of land located squarely on the Pamlico/ Tar River divide, and includes a portion of the Great Dismal Swamp. The ravine itself is nonexistant; it is in the dead center of North Carolina's coastal plain. The ravine is more of an idea of wrecklessness and ill-fated attempts. The ravine has born countless daredevil adventurers, hordes of pirate mutiners, and a slew of rowdy folk. Legend has it that a local drunkard coined the term when a ruffian attempted to deny him brew. This pioneer has gone down in ravine history.
Ruffian- "Wait your turn for beer, man.."
Hero of the Ravine- "Fool! Do you know who you're messing with? I come the the Pamlico Ravine, where champions are bred and faggots are murdered!"
Ruffian-"I didn't know, man!"

The Rusty Ravine 

An unfortunate state in indirect communication (e.g. text message, voice mail, social media post) when a given message warrants more than an immediate low-thought reply (e.g. "lol", "so true") but not enough for the receiver to actually schedule time to provide a proper response. Often these messages are then never addressed, leaving the sender to think they've been missed or unappreciated. This is exactly the opposite intent from the receiver who actually desired to deliver a thoughtful reply but never got around to it.
I've stuck my old high school buddy in the Rusty Ravine more times that I care to admit! He must think I don't care, but it's actually that I _do_ care.
The Rusty Ravine by scr0tty June 9, 2021

Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli

A sneaky way of stealing something, plankton used this to steal the secret formula

Spongebob
Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli...Now spongebob

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli 

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.
Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026