The Pretzel
The Pretzel by Booty Wizard January 15, 2017
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The Pretzel
"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."
sex love cute
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."
sex love cute
The Pretzel by Penrose August 17, 2014
The Pretzel
Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!
Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
The Pretzel by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009
The Pretzel
The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.
The Pretzel by blinkavaplus44gc March 18, 2008
salting the pretzel
salting the pretzel by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014
desalting the pretzel
desalting the pretzel by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011
Bit the Pretzel
That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.
Bit the Pretzel by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011
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