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the pony diet 

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.
doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

The pony whip 

The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.
''Bro your girlfriends hair looks like shit''
"I know, I pony whipped her last night"

the pony whip
The pony whip by pony rider November 4, 2012

the pony plug 

When you take a My Little Pony figurine and shove it up your ass while your girl is giving head
Hey man me and my girl did the pony plug last night. It rocked.
the pony plug by Hshdjfjskagf October 11, 2016

The Pony Express 

When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.
Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express
The Pony Express by evcar mayman September 6, 2011

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

brushing the pony 

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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