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The Pants Dance 

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.
The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.
The Pants Dance by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016
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Over the pants hand dance 

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

the no pants dance 

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.
the no pants dance by nelly b December 22, 2007