The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.
The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.
by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016
the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.
"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"
"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"
"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"
by Pancer March 6, 2009
performing the act of sexual intercourse
by drummer869 July 6, 2005
performing the act of sexual intercourse
It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.
by nelly b November 21, 2007
Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
by AdamJK12 August 16, 2007
Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"
Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009
1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.
2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.
2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.
1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."
2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"
2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"
by The Jaw Slapper February 4, 2010