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Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.
Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS