The New Jersey Monster 

Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.

It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!

It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS

It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!

It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.

It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,

it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA

It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.

and he's gonna get YOU

RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!

Guy:OMFG It's the New Jersey Monster
Other Guy: Duh, it's 300 miles tall.

The New Jersey Monster by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004

The New Jersey Monster 

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

The New Jersey Monster by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

the new jersey monster 

^^^ uhh... what they said...

Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

the new jersey monster by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004

The New Jersey Monster 

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

The New Jersey Monster by Nico April 29, 2004