The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection
Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened
Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019
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by NovaHEV October 19, 2020
When a six foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just being friendly.
by Blitzkreep December 12, 2014
When a neurodivergent person is simply existing and neurotypical people spread rumors about them to explain their behavior or to ruin their reputation. No matter what the neurodivergent person does to clear their name, nobody will believe them because they do not meet the standard of humanity acceptable to the neurotypical population.
by AquaManhattan October 18, 2021
Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA
by lifehater678 May 29, 2017
The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024