The Merk

The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.

FUCK YEA!!!! I HIT HER WITH THE MERK BRO!!!!

by Big Gooj May 12, 2023

Merked

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

Merking

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

by Ducez March 31, 2012

merk

v.
1. to kill someone
2. to beat someone in a game
3. to insult someone
4. to injure someone

adj. (merked)
1. looking unkempt
2. looking real stoned/drunk

Look at ya, ya just got merked bitch.
You're merked.

by Justin Plummer January 15, 2004

merked

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.

by Tony Te Fan Club October 5, 2005

merk

background: merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money

"getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage

by Mel O. March 17, 2005

Merked

When you rek a scrub in a 1v1

Get merked kid

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018