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The Megaman 

The megaman is when you spit on your hand and then stick it in your girl's p***y and close ur hand like a fist and start making a firing motion with your arms while going "pew!! pew!!"
Chris: DUDE! i did the "The megaman" on my girl last night!
Tony: NICE!!!

Jon: My girlfriend loves old skool video games so i decided to do the "The megaman" on her
Chris: nice one she like it?
Jon: Hellz yeah she was sigma! She had it CUMMING. XDD
The Megaman by Jizz on yo face July 22, 2009
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the Megaman effect 

When a game company lucks out with smash hit game, and then proceeds to crank out worthless clones of the game, cleverly disguising them as "sequels." A prime example is CapCom's MegaMan BattleNetwork series for Game Boy Advance, which began as a launch title for the handheld in 2001, but quickly became an incredibly long "series" of games that are all essentially the same game. Of course, the same thing could be applied to Nintendo and Game Freak's popular Pokemon series for Game Boy, GBA, and the DS.
Dude, WW2 games, Vietnam war games, and Atlus RPGs are suffering from the MegaMan effect.

Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

The Mega Man 

You put your whole fist inside a Womens anus

While fist is inserted you hum the Dr Willy stage theme from Mega Man 1
Bro. This girl wanted “The mega man” from me on our first date. That hoe is for the streets
The Mega Man by Mr Knight July 8, 2022

The ungodly MegaDan

When you go to a drive-through and ask the fast food clerk for an ungodly amount of ketchup or condiments, resulting in an unhealthy large bag
We went to Jack-in-the-Box and asked for the ungodly MegaDan.
The ungodly MegaDan by JuicyToots February 8, 2026

Megamind vs The Doom Syndacite 

Megamind Vs The Doom Syndacite, the worst movie in existence

*Its February 1st 2024*

Person: You know Megamind?
Person 2: yeah, what a good movie man
Person: well, they released a trailer for a sequel and a SHOW. Its called "Megamind Vs The Doom Syndicate" and the show is called "Megamind Rules!"
Person 2: Wow! I wonder how a sequel would work for Megamind
Person: I don't know, lets watch it.
*after watching it*
Person 2: What...did....they...do...to....MEGAMIND!
*people look at Person 2 while walking away*
Person 2: humanity is doomed.

the final boss of Mega Man 1 

You know what's fun? Fighting 4 bosses in a row without checkpoints, with 1 boss' attacks being completely unavoidable and 2 more being heavily RNG dependant to not screw you over, then fighting an extremely frustrating and unfair boss ON THE SAME HEALTH BAR
"I FUCKING HATE THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGA MAN 1"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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