The Media
The media is the place on a phone where you can buy things for it. Giving the media is the act if ramming any phone up someone's anal passages and shouting the media in a loud annoying voice.
Words you can keep
The Media
Friend: My Mom says video games cause violence. The media has brainwashed people
The Actual media: Fact-checking trump's claim that video games cause violence
The Actual media: Fact-checking trump's claim that video games cause violence
The Media by mrguy122345 October 20, 2020
The Media
Is trying to break people, Chat. See, the conclusion is always the exact opposite of what is actually the case.
Hym "So, I'm watching this video about the Knights Templar and how they have ties to the pirates and how it can be traced to modern politics and the conclusion he draws is that the Templars are trying to get revenge for the persecution of men who value intellect and science... But really it's the persecution of fat-cocks. The conclusion is always the exact opposite of reality. They were demonized during the Roman Empire and historically for fucking all of the women and then they installed the fat-cock dictatorship and society collapsed. And now... The Media is doing this to me for crying Fat-Cock dictatorship. Likely at the behest of the government. The got the celebrities in on it. All to defend their solipsistic fat cock incest cult."
I'll Alert The Media
A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."
Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...
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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...
Girlfriend hits her hand on something
Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...
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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...
Girlfriend hits her hand on something
Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...
I'll Alert The Media by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010
Alert the Media
Alert the Media by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006
Consuming The Media
A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".
Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
Consuming The Media by BarryBigBollocks92 October 2, 2018
Alert the Media
Underground rock band from long Island that kicks some major @$$. They play all types of rock and do not like to be limited to one type.
www.alertthemedia.cjb.net
or
myspace.com/alertthemedia
www.alertthemedia.cjb.net
or
myspace.com/alertthemedia
Alert the Media by Valerie is not a psycho September 11, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!