2 definitions by BarryBigBollocks92
A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".
Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
by BarryBigBollocks92 October 2, 2018
A stupid smack head that stalks all the homeslices lol dab, he will also have most likely been touched in splashworld. A Harvey will suck off dogs for quavers
"Harvey, honestly - what a nonce."
"Did the police catch your 'Harvey'?"
"Oi Harvey get away from my dog's bollocks"
"Get in the bag, you strokey nonce"
"Did the police catch your 'Harvey'?"
"Oi Harvey get away from my dog's bollocks"
"Get in the bag, you strokey nonce"
by BarryBigBollocks92 September 26, 2018