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eat the meaties 

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."
eat the meaties by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

The Meanies 

BEST BAND EVER!!! (apart from Frenzal Rhomb and the Hard-Ons) They rock the worlds socks!
I love The Meanies and you love the meanies and we love the meanies
The Meanies by ant January 12, 2005

The Meanies 

The best there is to offer in the underground circle of garage bands. Does not equal punk, nor rock, but a completely verbose type of music, all in itself.
The Meanies F^&*%& rocked that last basement show!

Yeah dogg, they definatly did...
The Meanies by Anonymous February 24, 2003

The Meanies 

The yen-est band that there is playing in basements around the world.
"Hey did you see The Meanies in Madagascar last night?"
The Meanies by Canks June 16, 2003

The Screamin' Meanies 

A very harsh case of diarrhea where one will sit on a toilet for an extended period of time while what feels like flames shoot out of one's rectum, esp. after eating exceptionally spicy food.
Dude 1: Where's Steve, I haven't seen him since yesterday.

Dude 2: He's probably sitting on the john with a case of The Screamin' Meanies.

The Screamin' Meanies 

I have The Screamin' Meanies from that cabrito last night.