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Definitions by sean82fta

tarantism 

The uncontrollable urge to dance to relieve one's melancholy.
I think I've got a bad case of tarantism, I just can't seem to stop myself from getting down and funky.

It's really a word, look it up in the real dictionary.
tarantism by sean82fta September 5, 2005
Most likely the most intelligent of all animals, possibly including humans. These creatures relish in the fact that they can entertain the pitiful humans by jumping out of the water and hitting a ball with their nose. Personally I think that they're plotting a revolution.
If dolphins only had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.
dolphin by sean82fta September 5, 2005

John Bonham 

1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.

2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.
1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.

2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.
John Bonham by sean82fta August 24, 2005

The Screamin' Meanies 

A very harsh case of diarrhea where one will sit on a toilet for an extended period of time while what feels like flames shoot out of one's rectum, esp. after eating exceptionally spicy food.
Dude 1: Where's Steve, I haven't seen him since yesterday.

Dude 2: He's probably sitting on the john with a case of The Screamin' Meanies.