The McCann

The act of having sex with an Apple product until AppleCare is voided. The reverse McCann is to have sex with an Android product while your Apple products watch. Otherwise, could describe a great guy.

The McCann destroys thousands of pounds worth of Apple products every second.

by mcannibal February 8, 2024

The McConnell

Buying a bunch of drinks, leaving, and complaining when someone else does the same

Joe: Did you see that Mitch just left after spending trillions of dollars on drinks?
Chuck: Yeah, he just did The McConnell

by I333cat October 29, 2021

The McConnell Look

A stylish look that consists of Suede Chelsea Boots, Black Ripped Jeans & a Light Blue Denim Jacket with Fur Collar.

Often portrayed by Reality TV star and model Jeremy McConnell.

Callum: "what you thinking of wearing out Saturday night mate?"

George: "Going for the McConnell look mate, the girls laaaav it!!"

by youthzeh October 6, 2016

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

The Tomato Mccain Challenge

Named after Thomas Mccain, it is the act of slathering and battering your balls in Prego sauce.
It is also known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

Jim: I’m feeling rather ballsy today.
John: Feeling a little ballsy, aren’t we? Crap that jar of Prego sauce. I believe it is time to attempt The Tomato Mccain Challenge, otherwise known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

by Oddly Offensive November 7, 2020

Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020