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The Matches 

Awsome punk band from oakland with matt on drums, justin on bass, jon on guitar and the incredibly hot shawn harris on vocals and guitar. Re-released their first album on Epitaph records back in 2004 and have been touring for what seems forever haha... CHECK EM OUT
Person1: Are you goin to the Chain Me Away Tour?

Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome

the matches 

an AWESOME band from Oakland, theyre music is addicting. i havent listened to anything but them in weeks. I <3 The Matches
I am Deanna and i am addicted to the Matches Cd, Im just a dog eared page you turn back to, wheres the place for me? when were both in love with you. <<<3333
the matches by Dizzle March 24, 2005

Shit fire and save the matches 

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

carpet matches the drapes 

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.
Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

the carpet matches the drapes 

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!
Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

The carpet matches the drapes 

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.
Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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