The Malik 

A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.

*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*

Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”

The Malik by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

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The Maik Mentality 

Don't be part of the problem, be the ENTIRE problem

Speaker 1 : I didn't support child labor at McDonalds, I provided the children
Speaker 2 : Wow that's The Maik Mentality right there

The Maik Mentality by M.Thor November 2, 2022

The Maik (Stal) Mentality 

Don't be part of the problem, be the entire problem

Speaker 1: I gave the cops the hollow point that shot Maike
Speaker 2: Wow, that is what The Maik (Stal) Mentality is all about

The Maik (Stal) Mentality by M.Thor November 2, 2022

The Maik 

A non SI unit which is used to measure the proportion of attractive female (or fit ones) of a university course. It scale goes from 0 to 1, 0 being no fit ones and 1 being only fit ones in a course.

If a course has many fit ones, it is said to have a high Maikage. The Maikage is calculated though fit ones per lecture theatre

John: "I want to do engineering in college"
James: "Don't do that, engineering has a terrible Maikage. The Maik rating is literally 0"

The Maik by bolingollimbombo August 26, 2018

The magikarp 

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

The magikarp by Zandroid August 18, 2017