The Long S 

An obsolete variant of the letter s "ſ" that is often confused with an f (it also resembles ∫, a calculus symbol); It fell out of favour in the early 19th-Century for this very reason, as printers found that it was more practical to use a variant of s that would not be confused with f.

The long s still survives in German as the letter ß, which is a ligature of the letters ſ and s combined into ſs (ß). It can also be found in the Jägermeiſter (Jägermeister) logo.

"Hey, why does this word say 'ſuſpicious' in this old book? Shouldn't that be an s; I don't remember suspicious being spelt with f."

"That's just one of the ways that they wrote s back then; it's called the Long S."

The Long S by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018

sorry for the long post here's a potato 

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

sorry for the long post here's a potato by Halidad January 28, 2017

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

the long sit 

The long sit is an expression used for people who play videos games very often ( 5-8 hours a day) while sitting in a chair. Coming from the original expression " in it for the long run or long haul". These kind of people usually do not work and have no other aspirations than to play video games.

Bryce has played on steam for 100 hours this week he's in it for the long sit.

Tom has over 2 thousand hours played online this year hes in it for the long sit.

Chases ass is molded into his chair hes in it for the long sit.

the long sit by jo pig February 10, 2017

The long slide 

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

The long slide by Uncle Dimma August 24, 2021

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law 

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.

It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.

Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.

The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021

the long sell 

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

the long sell by gator777 October 25, 2014