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The Lincoln 

From "Sex Tape"(2014)

When you have sex for three hours straight (as long as the movie "Lincoln")
You remember our wedding night, dear?

Yes, we did the Lincoln 3 or 4 times that night! Ahh, good times. . .

The Lincoln log jammer 

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.
Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

The Lincoln Memorial 

When you are getting head, you pull out and then bust on her forehead, and while it is still moist, slam a penny into her forehead so that lincoln is looking at you. Now all you can do is stand and salute the great man.
I was at the 99 cents store the other day, i used my change to do the lincoln memorial to your sister when i got home.
The Lincoln Memorial by Jay L January 9, 2006

The Lincoln Maneuver 

While nearing the end of your gas pumping adventure, pumping exactly one cent into the tank so as to have a round number of dollars.
"I just pumped exactly one cent so that I don't have to search my car for pennies."
"Dude! You're a master of The Lincoln Maneuver!"

The Lincoln Project

A group of old ex Republican Pedo white males who will keep Trump out of office if you send a small donation along with your nudes.
Hey Brad, the Lincoln Project can get to work on 2024 if you would please use a cash app and drop your shorts.

The Lincoln Project

The Lincoln Project needs to shut up and move on