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The Lego Batman Movie 

A movie about Lego batman what more could you want from this glories masterpiece of a film "Maby a squeal" you might ask well my friend you'll have to wait until 2022 if you see this in the future know that your very lucky.
Bro1:bro i went to go see the lego batman movie last night and it was so "ePic".
Bro2:bro thats "epic".

The Lego Movie 

A 5 star-movie by directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. The most amazing, awesome, and beautiful masterpiece that has ever graced the world of film. It has incredible special effects, a fantastic story, and such feelings at the end that it would bring a grown man to tears. Overall, "Awesome".
- "You see The Lego Movie?"
"Yeah! Such feelings..."

- "You have that song stuck in your head from The Lego Movie?"
"You mean "Everything is Awesome!!!"
"Now its stuck in my head! But I love it!"

The Lego Effect

The Lego Effect is a strange phenomenon in which a person actively searches for something they need at a specific moment and despite the fact that they have seen the object in question 20 times when they did not need it, they are unable to find it at the time it is needed.
Where is that that straight 2x6 piece?! I saw it twenty goddamn times when I didn't need it!

Sounds like a bad case of The Lego Effect

The Lego Trick 

When you and your partner roll around in animal shit, and then fill both of your asses with Lego. Both people then have to scoop out the Lego with a teaspoon and build a little Lego house. The person with the nicest house wins. The looser has to roll around in the shit again, and then pace for 30 minuted on the lego bricks. The father of one of the two people is the judge of the best house.
Mary: Hey you want to do the Lego Trick?
John: Yeah, you get the animal shit, I'll get my father!
The Lego Trick by CEO Of Cock February 27, 2022

The Lego movie eats taco bell 

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves
“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

The Lego movie eats taco bell 

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time. It’s basically about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves.
“I regret reading dipper goes to Taco Bell!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”