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The lawn mower 

Biting off a partners pubic hair in the process of giving head
Giving the lawn mower generally annoys your intercourse partner.
The lawn mower by japlunker December 3, 2010

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower 

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick
Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

The Spicy Lawn mower 

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.
Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?

The Riding Lawn Mower 

When you and your sexual partner are outside in a grassy area doing it doggy style, and the female orgasms, planting her face in the grass and effectively cutting it with her teeth. Process repeats in a new area, and the riding lawn mower is in action.
After they did the Riding Lawn Mower for a few hours, Andy and Vanessa could finally play soccer together on the newly cut lawn.

mowed the lawn 

Slang for having had sex with anything or anyone previously.
Kristen is such a slut. I just met her last night and Mowed the lawn shortly thereafter.
mowed the lawn by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020