mowed the lawn

Slang for having had sex with anything or anyone previously.

Kristen is such a slut. I just met her last night and Mowed the lawn shortly thereafter.

by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

mowed the lawn

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Mowed the lawn

by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018

The Lawn Mower.

A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.

Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

The lawn mower

Biting off a partners pubic hair in the process of giving head

Giving the lawn mower generally annoys your intercourse partner.

by japlunker December 3, 2010

The Spicy Lawn mower

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.

Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?

by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013