The Kliss 

A horrendous venereal disease VD affecting many men in Western Canada. Usually contracted through unprotected sex or intensive conversation with the host.

Can also lead to engorged clitoris clit or bizarre encounters with an eraser.

My goodness son! I've been a Medical Doctor for many years and I have never seen such an advanced case of The Kliss on a man of your health. You'd better smarten up your sexual behaviours!

The Kliss by Jose Chimichanga August 31, 2006

pow right in the kisser 

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

pow right in the kisser by Doug March 12, 2004

the kiss of poseidon 

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

the kiss of poseidon by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Right in the kisser 

a punch that was right in the mouth or face

*TV on with boxing match*
Announcer: WOW!!! Right in the kisser!!
Announcer 2:He is knocked out and was sent into next week!!!

Right in the kisser by Yuri_Tarded August 9, 2018

POW! Right in the Kisser! 

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!

POW! Right in the Kisser! by bandaid man December 28, 2005

Punched in the Kisser 

Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.

Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole

Punched in the Kisser by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012

THE KISS 

When a person eats the vagina by flicking his tongue around the vagina whilst putting both pointer and pinky fingers up. Hence based off the famous rock band, calling it THE KISS.

I gave Ellie THE KISS last night. She was moaning "I wanna rock and roll all night!".

THE KISS by TK77777 July 27, 2019