The Kittle

A unit of measurement for the essay ranging from 300-500 words.

Person 1: "Dude, my term paper is due in five hours!"
Person 2: "Woah, how long does it have to be?"
Person 1: "Are we speaking in terms of The Kittle?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "Like 5-6 Kittles!"
Person 2: "Dude, you're screwed."

by RustyTang December 12, 2010

Burp in the kettle

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.

I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.

by Beanius September 11, 2014

pet the kitten

Slang for female female masturbation or any sex between a hand and a vagina.

Hey Lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
Brian, would you like to pet my kitten?

by zeldawarrior March 13, 2008

the pot calling the kettle black

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves

Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

by [katie] November 12, 2006

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

An expression that is said when one accuses another person of that which they are equally guilty of.

Many years ago, people used to cook over an open flame using copper kettles and iron pots. The copper kettles were usually polished after every use whereas the iron pots were not and remained blackened from the soot from previous cookings. Well someone got the idea that if the iron pot were alive and it looked at a nearby copper kettle, it would see a black image. The iron pot believes it sees the image of the copper kettle when in reality, because the copper kettle was polished, what the iron pot was seeing was a reflection of itself. This symbolic phrase became associated with hypocrisy. An accuser blames someone else for having a fault when the accuser has the same fault.

Joe accuses Mark for not keeping his house clean when in reality, Joe has a messy house. Therefore, Joe is guilty of "the pot calling the kettle black".

by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011

put the kitten in the mailbox

get it done. just do it & walk away...

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

by J4Q December 25, 2010

The Kitten is Hot

1. An alternative way of saying "yes", coined by Elon James White on October 12, 2011.

2. A way of saying "Operation Start" when engaging in nefarious schemes without being detected by "the authority".

1. "Hey, are you drinking right now?"
"The Kitten is Hot. Want some?"
2. The kid looks at his friend and nods seriously. "The Kitten is hot." he says while charging into the kitchen to steal a cookie from the cookie jar. Dun DUN DUN!

by Ziggy-Zag October 13, 2011