The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.

Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."

The Kermit the frog by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026

Kermit the Frog 

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

Kermit the Frog by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit the Frog 

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*

Kermit the Frog by heathiekins October 8, 2008

Kermit The Frog 

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches

Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to

Kermit The Frog by Nonopolies December 17, 2019

Kermit The Frog 

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE

"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog

Kermit The Frog by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit the frog with thanos glove 

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

Kermit the frog with thanos glove by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Kermit the Frog 

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.

Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!

Kermit the Frog by Quickmawz September 2, 2022