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Kermit the Frog 

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true
Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet
Kermit the Frog by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit the Frog 

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.
Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
Kermit the Frog by heathiekins October 8, 2008

Kermit The Frog 

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches
Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to
Kermit The Frog by Nonopolies December 17, 2019

Kermit The Frog 

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE
"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog

Kermit the Frog 

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.
Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!
Kermit the Frog by Quickmawz September 2, 2022

kermit the frog 

Ja Rules identicle long lost twin
Ja Rule is a faggit ass motha fucker that looks very simular to kermit the frog
kermit the frog by B-Mount March 22, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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