A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true
Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet
by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018
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Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.
Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
by heathiekins August 12, 2008
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When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob
Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.
by Sean and Anton October 22, 2008
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Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches
Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to
by Nonopolies December 17, 2019
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A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.
by jon glickman January 07, 2008
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Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE
"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog
by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020
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Ja Rules identicle long lost twin
Ja Rule is a faggit ass motha fucker that looks very simular to kermit the frog
by B-Mount March 22, 2004
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